Funny Quotes (2466 quotes)

Picture of quotation author Alan Zweibel
„I wasn't a class clown, I just found at an early age that I was able to make people laugh. So I mostly wrote funny stuff instead of writing what I was supposed to be writing.“
― Alan Zweibel ―
Picture of quotation author Alan Zweibel
„Whether it's an innate ability or an acquired way of regarding the world around us, being labeled as funny can only be accepted as a compliment.“
― Alan Zweibel ―
Picture of quotation author David Zucker
„I think that came out of watching all those serious movies for all that time. If you watch a movie like Zero Hour, Sterling Hayden is pretty funny, and so are the guys in the cockpit.“
― David Zucker ―
Picture of quotation author David Zucker
„I don't think there has been any increase in sophistication in the audience. When people are aware of a concept that's easy to understand, and there's an actor who will attract them to the theater and it's a movie that's funny three-quarters of the time, it will be successful.“
― David Zucker ―
Picture of quotation author David Zucker
„Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian.“
― David Zucker ―
Picture of quotation author David Zucker
„I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.“
― David Zucker ―
Picture of quotation author Rob Zombie
„The funny thing is, I'm so used to not caring what anyone says, good or bad, that unfortunately even when people say good things... I wish it made me feel good, but it doesn't.“
― Rob Zombie ―
Picture of quotation author Florenz Ziegfeld
„Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.“
Picture of quotation author Zedd
„Whenever I'm in the U.K., people say I have an American accent. Which is, obviously, funny.“
― Zedd ―
Picture of quotation author Michael Zaslow
„My vanity is not dead. I laugh when I see pictures of myself as I am now-maybe so I won't cry, but just because it is really funny how much I've changed.“
― Michael Zaslow ―
Picture of quotation author Moon Unit Zappa
„I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.“
― Moon Unit Zappa ―
Picture of quotation author Richard D. Zanuck
„'Portnoy's Complaint' was very far out there, and movies have always worked when you have either a funny situation between two or more people or a very dramatic situation. There's not that much difference.“
Picture of quotation author Edward Zander
„Tech is a funny industry; I don't think there is any other industry on the planet that reinvents itself every 10-12 years.“
― Edward Zander ―
Picture of quotation author Steve Zahn
„I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.“
― Steve Zahn ―
Picture of quotation author Pia Zadora
„I have a funny name.“
― Pia Zadora ―
Picture of quotation author Robin Yount
„I was also lucky to play for an owner, Bud Selig, who truly cared about his players. He'd call me into his office once in a while when he knew things weren't going so well. And it's funny. Every time I left there I always felt like something good was about to happen.“
― Robin Yount ―
Picture of quotation author Henny Youngman
„If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.“
― Henny Youngman ―
Picture of quotation author Henny Youngman
„When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.“
― Henny Youngman ―
Picture of quotation author Henny Youngman
„If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.“
― Henny Youngman ―
Picture of quotation author Tina Yothers
„There's a constant flow of child actors. It's kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. You're going to have to struggle for a long time.“
― Tina Yothers ―

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