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Henry A. Kissinger
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I wasn't a class clown, I just found at an early age that I was able to make people laugh. So I mostly wrote funny stuff instead of writing what I was supposed to be writing.
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Alan Zweibel
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Whether it's an innate ability or an acquired way of regarding the world around us, being labeled as funny can only be accepted as a compliment.
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Alan Zweibel
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I think that came out of watching all those serious movies for all that time. If you watch a movie like Zero Hour, Sterling Hayden is pretty funny, and so are the guys in the cockpit.
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David Zucker
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I don't think there has been any increase in sophistication in the audience. When people are aware of a concept that's easy to understand, and there's an actor who will attract them to the theater and it's a movie that's funny three-quarters of the time, it will be successful.
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David Zucker
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Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian.
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David Zucker
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I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
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David Zucker
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The funny thing is, I'm so used to not caring what anyone says, good or bad, that unfortunately even when people say good things... I wish it made me feel good, but it doesn't.
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Rob Zombie
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
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Florenz Ziegfeld
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Whenever I'm in the U.K., people say I have an American accent. Which is, obviously, funny.
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Zedd
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My vanity is not dead. I laugh when I see pictures of myself as I am now-maybe so I won't cry, but just because it is really funny how much I've changed.
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Michael Zaslow
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I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.
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Moon Unit Zappa
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'Portnoy's Complaint' was very far out there, and movies have always worked when you have either a funny situation between two or more people or a very dramatic situation. There's not that much difference.
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Richard D. Zanuck
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Tech is a funny industry; I don't think there is any other industry on the planet that reinvents itself every 10-12 years.
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Edward Zander
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
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Steve Zahn
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I have a funny name.
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Pia Zadora
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I was also lucky to play for an owner, Bud Selig, who truly cared about his players. He'd call me into his office once in a while when he knew things weren't going so well. And it's funny. Every time I left there I always felt like something good was about to happen.
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Robin Yount
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If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
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Henny Youngman
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When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
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Henny Youngman
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
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Henny Youngman
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There's a constant flow of child actors. It's kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. You're going to have to struggle for a long time.
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Tina Yothers
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