Terry Pratchett Quotes (136 quotes)

Picture of quotation author Terry Pratchett
„Steal five dollars and you're a common thief. Steal thousands and you're either the government or a hero.“
― Terry Pratchett ―
Picture of quotation author Terry Pratchett
„I like being a writer.“
― Terry Pratchett ―
Picture of quotation author Terry Pratchett
„Nothing I can say or devise, and nothing anybody else can say or devise, is going to be perfect.“
― Terry Pratchett ―
Picture of quotation author Terry Pratchett
„Sooner or later we're all someone's dog.“
― Terry Pratchett ―
Picture of quotation author Terry Pratchett
„I have a living will and I have friends, and I have money and I have hope.“
― Terry Pratchett ―
Picture of quotation author Terry Pratchett
„I don't believe in the war god of the Israelites. He's a bogeyman. Jesus preached the golden rule, by and large.“
― Terry Pratchett ―
Picture of quotation author Terry Pratchett
„Neither of my parents went to church, but they did everything that you needed to do to be Christian. That's something a Quaker would call an intimation of the divine.“
― Terry Pratchett ―
Picture of quotation author Terry Pratchett
„I think I would like to go into modelling. Of course, I don't know how to do it, and wouldn't be any good at it if I did, so I'm going to employ someone to walk the catwalks on my behalf. It would still be me, of course.“
― Terry Pratchett ―
Picture of quotation author Terry Pratchett
„The thing is, 'Discworld' had been going on for a very long time, and I've written children's books as well. Usually when people have a really big series they franchise it, which I thought is a bit of a no-no, so I thought what I'd do is I'd franchise it to myself.“
― Terry Pratchett ―
Picture of quotation author Terry Pratchett
„One thing that writers have in common is that they are readers first. They have read lots and lots of stuff, because they're just infested with lots of stuff.“
― Terry Pratchett ―
Picture of quotation author Terry Pratchett
„No one's policing their own minds more than an author. You spend a lot of time in your own head analysing what you think about things, and a philosophy comes.“
― Terry Pratchett ―
Picture of quotation author Terry Pratchett
„'Discworld' is taking something that you know is ridiculous and treating it as if it is serious, to see if something interesting happens when you do so.“
― Terry Pratchett ―
Picture of quotation author Terry Pratchett
„It's not morbid to talk about death. Most people don't worry about death, they worry about a bad death.“
― Terry Pratchett ―
Picture of quotation author Terry Pratchett
„If it wasn't for the fun and money, I really don't know why I'd bother.“
― Terry Pratchett ―
Picture of quotation author Terry Pratchett
„I was a very keen reader of science fiction.“
― Terry Pratchett ―
Picture of quotation author Terry Pratchett
„I was a very keen reader of science fiction, and during the time I was going to libraries, it was good, written by people who knew their science.“
― Terry Pratchett ―
Picture of quotation author Terry Pratchett
„The harder I work, the luckier I become.“
― Terry Pratchett ―
Picture of quotation author Terry Pratchett
„'Nation' was one that I'd have killed myself if I hadn't written it. It was absolutely important to me that I wrote it. It was good for my soul.“
― Terry Pratchett ―
Picture of quotation author Terry Pratchett
„I like writing. I get cranky when I can't. Yes, I write books back to back, and I work very hard on them.“
― Terry Pratchett ―
Picture of quotation author Terry Pratchett
„I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.“
― Terry Pratchett ―

Looking for more quote authors similar to Terry Pratchett?

Famous authors:

Douglas Coupland, William P. Young, A. E. van Vogt, Mark Twain, Joyce Meyer, Alice Walker, Suze Orman, Victor Hugo, Henry David Thoreau, Marianne Williamson

Famous English quote authors:

Elton John, Sadie Frost, Richard Dawkins, Tom Stoppard, Alfie Allen, A. N. Wilson, Jake Bugg, Paul Simonon, Olivia Colman, Tom Felton

Popular English authors:

Simon Sinek, Noreena Hertz, Alexandra Fuller, A. A. Milne, J. K. Rowling, Anthony Trollope, Tristram Stuart, Kate Atkinson, Will Self, Penelope Lively

Author information

Terry Pratchett
Author born: April 28, 1948
Nationality: English
Author Profession: Author

Popular topics

More topics

Popular Authors

More authors